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電車通勤のA子は終業間近になると「疲れたわ~これから歩いて帰るの大変だわ~車ある人はいいわね~」と誰彼構わず私を送っていけアピール。派遣で入ってきたばかりのおばちゃんがA子を送ることになったが…

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734: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2015/10/21(水)00:07:08 ID:F4m

以前に勤めていた会社での話。
汚い話なので苦手な人は注意してください。

会社は最寄り駅から徒歩30分かかる場所
田舎なので社員はほぼ車持ちだったが、電車通勤の人もちらほらいて、時々は仲の良い子に車で駅まで送ってもらったりしてた





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電車通勤のA子はいつも終業間近になると
「疲れたわ~、これから歩いて帰るの大変だわ~、車ある人はいいわね~」と誰彼構わず話しかけまくる
「私を送っていけアピール」が激しすぎてウザいので、みんな「大変だねー」の一言でスルーしていた
しかし、そんなA子の作戦がようやく功を奏した
派遣で入って来たばかりのオバチャンがA子の話を聞き、駅まで乗せていく約束をしたのだそうだ
それも、時間が合えば毎日でもいいと請負ったらしい
実際にそれ以降は毎日オバチャンはA子を駅まで送り、さらに朝も駅まで迎えに行くようになった
話を聞きつけた何人かは「断ってもいいんですよ」とやんわり忠告していたが
オバチャンはカラカラ笑いながら「大丈夫、大丈夫!」と言い張るので放っておくことにした
だが、それから半月もしないうちにオバチャンが音をあげた
毎日送迎してるんじゃ無理もないが自業自得、と思いながら話を聞いてぶっとんだ
なんと、A子はオバチャンの車の後部座席で鼻をほじり、ブツをシートに擦りつけていたんだそうな
ミラーで現場を目撃してしまったオバチャンはびっくり仰天したが
「見間違いかもしれないし…」と思い、悶々としつつも何も言えずに笑顔でA子と駅で別れたのだそう
しかし、それから意識してミラーを観察していると、やはり鼻をほじりブツをシートに擦りつけている!
なんで他人の車に、しかもようやく捕まえた運転手のにそんなことが出来るんだ?

その話はまたたく間に会社中に広まり、A子の耳にも入ったらしく、一月ほどで会社を去っていった
オバチャンは悲壮な顔で「A子は気付かれてると思ってないだろうし、はっきり言うのはかわいそうだし、
でも今さら送迎したくないと言えないし…」と本気で悩んでいたのだが
それをギャラリーがいっぱいいる食堂でデカイ声で話していたので、案外狙っていたのかもしれない

735: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2015/10/21(水)00:29:15 ID:vZ9

>>734
鼻くそもだけど、普通なら送ってもらうのに
後部座席はないねー。
私だったら後ろに座った時点で追い出して置いていくわ。

鼻くそは塚にはなってなかったんだろうか?
小学生の時にクラスに一人はいる不潔な子の机を
間違って誰かが倒したことがあって、
起こそうとしたその子が悲鳴を上げた。
半泣きで机を指差すので見てみると
ちょっとした塚状態の鼻くそが机の下面こびりついてた。
不潔な子はいつも鼻くそほじってたから
それを同じところに塗りつけてたみたい。
多分この先も見ることはないだろう塊だった。

736: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2015/10/21(水)01:05:15 ID:h7K

>>735
ん?なんで?
自分は助手席乗られる方が嫌
職場だけの関係の人に隣に乗られてもなぁ…

737: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2015/10/21(水)04:49:21 ID:UN9

助手席なら運転中に監視できるしな

739: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2015/10/21(水)08:25:03 ID:vZ9

自分とその人しかいないのに後ろに座るってことは
その人にお抱え運転手扱いされてるようなもんじゃない?
どこに座ったらいいか聞いて、
運転手が後ろか助手席か指示したならいいけど
自分から後ろに座るのは運転手に失礼だと思う。

744: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2015/10/21(水)09:21:30 ID:h7K

>>739
へぇー
考えたこともなかったわ
いつも乗せる側だから別にいいけど

743: 名無しさん@おーぷん 2015/10/21(水)09:21:27 ID:rce

話がずれてる。どっちに乗るのかは二人にどんな会話があったか分からんから不毛
ハナクソA子のハナホジ→どっかに擦り付けは無意識な一連の動作なんだろうよ
後部座席だろうが助手席だろうがやらかしてオバチャンに(結果的に)言いふらされ辞めてったんじゃない

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